We’re just before the Main Event and Jess Bush faces off against Kate Upton

(Results: Lookout / Words: Lookout)


BEFORE: It’s a pretty wild and intense event here, which is why Kate Upton is choosing to cool off with some ice cream. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough is proving to be such a delight to help cool her down, especially when she’s reading about the latest celebrity sighting, with Taylor Swift and Blake Lively being spotted out about town. Two of the celebrities that she hates the most as she fumes, taking another scoop of ice cream when suddenly Jess Bush appears at her side.

Kate beaming up at her foe as she doesn’t stand though, just scooping up some ice cream and taking a moment before she grins, “I’m SO glad you made it here. I mean, they said we could pick anywhere in the arena to fight, so I thought it would be really fun to take you on…”

Jess cutting her off, “In the concessions area, where you’re already stuffing your face, huh?”

Kate’s nostrils flare as she gazes up at her foe coolly, swirling another scoop of ice cream as she chuckles, “Speaking of that, I’m almost finished here, so if you just wanna sit down, I can order you some ice cream before I kick your ass, mmmkay?”

Jess responds by just smirking as she grips the bowl of ice cream, shoving it off the counter away from Kate where it lands on the floor with a loud crash. Ice cream spilling out over the floor as Kate gives a little gasp of surprise as she looks down at the remains of her ice cream as she hisses angrily, “I don’t know who you think you are, but…”

Jess goes to give Upton a hard shove as Kate is making her way to her feet, “I’m the girl who is going to kick YOUR ass today and the legend of Kate is going to take a serious hit when I knock you out.”

Kate staggering up with a grin, sticking out her tongue, “No, seriously, I don’t know who you are. Somebody told me you play a nurse on some Star Trek streaming show, right? That’s a skill that might come in handy after I beat the crap out of you here today…”

“As if you don’t know who I am, Kate. The welterweight division of our stable continues to grow and every one of us is committed to taking you down. We are going to wear you out and when you keep losing against us, you’re going to realize that you’re not special at all.” Jess responds furiously.

“Do you know how many welterweights over the years have tried to take down the Queen? Some of them have tried, but guess who is still here on top of the division? It’s certainly not going to be you…” Kate says with another smirk, swaggering forward, “And seriously, I’ve not watched any of your show. I’m more of a Star Wars girl.”

Jess screams out angrily at this admission, going to swing at Kate as Upton ducks underneath her shot and slips to the side. Going to put on her gloves as the ref finally belatedly emerges, keeping Jess back for a moment as Kate blows her a confident kiss. Bush putting on her gloves as well as the two of them stare each other down, only half-heartedly listening as the referee goes over the rules. Kate wearing a bright red sports bra, along with matching bottoms and gloves, with her hair in a fighting ponytail; Jess in a white sports bra, along with matching bottoms and gloves, with her short hair loose around her face. After the referee encourages a fair fight between the two of them, the bell rings and the battle begins….

R1: Both girls coming out carefully initially as both Bush and Upton are wary of their respective opponents. Circling one another, they test one another as they head towards the center of the ring with jabs and hooks whenever they feel there is an opening. But, after the opening minute, both fighters decide to throw caution to the winds and push forward hard. Bush bringing up hard shots from her hips to slam towards Kate's torso. Upton shoots forward to try to slam her gloves towards Jess's guard, gloves coming back up protectively but not quickly enough before Kate pokes through a hard shot that connects with Jess's face. Bush's head whips backwards, clearly dazed as she is bullied back against the ropes. Kate rushes in hot pursuit, but finds her head snapped to the side from a wild hook designed to keep her from following up. Jess throwing wild punches back and forth as Kate is forced to duck and maneuver out of the way of the punches. Jess trying to shoulder Kate back against the ropes as Kate swings her gloves towards her torso, covering up when she needs to as Jess keeps jabbing away, the ref having to separate the two of them at the end of a very close round.

R2: Certainly nothing cautious about this round as the two of them just come out of their respective “corners” and head to the “center” of the beach to start trading shots as both girls exchange powerful, compact blows between the two of them. It's a pretty hard-hitting exchange, especially so early in the contest. One minute it'll be a hard right hook from Upton, then as she goes to follow up, Bush will duck underneath it and send a hard right jab to her torso. A right to the face from Bush, and Kate will retaliate with a strafing one two combination to her tummy. It's a series of sharp punches between the two – a real war of attrition early on – and by the end of it, it appears to be Bush who is tiring a bit. The two are still firing a flurry of punches towards one another, but it's Kate who is landing the higher volume at this point. For every two punches Kate throws down, Jess throws down one. Kate pushes Jess back towards the ropes, just whacking way with some rangy jabs at her ribs, right behind her elbow, causing her to double over. Just smacking away at Jess's torso, as Bush is forced to cover up. Jess still fighting back, firing away at Kate's abs, but it's Kate's round wide at the bell.

R3: If Jess was tired last round, she's certainly caught her second wind here. Jess eager to establish her own jab as she comes out swinging, Kate weaving and using her footwork to touch up Jess with rangy jabs and swift hooks to keep her from gaining any momentum. Jess keeps working to deliver some stiff shots to Kate's ribs and chest, just punishing around her torso and body. Smacking her gloves in as Kate grunts, making sure she retaliates with some spanking blows of her own against Bush's cleavage, tummy and body. Jess determined to fight back hard, slamming in a hook to Kate's cheek or clipping her tummy with an uppercut as she pushes Kate back into the ropes. Coming up aggressive as Jess displays her methodical side, just working that jab as Kate absorbs the punishment while delivering some of her own. It's closer than Jess or Kate would like, but Jess is awarded the round.

R4: Jess comes forward behind that jab again and that has been successful for her last round, but this round, Kate doesn't plan on letting her get into any kind of rhythm with that jab. Kate pivots away from Jess, using her length to thrust her own thumping jab out towards Jess's head and shoulders. Jess trying to ignore it at first, blocking and ducking underneath it to slam her gloves into blonde torso. But, Kate keeps up, drilling her gloves in overhand to crash into Jess's face over her opponent's guard. Jess keeps getting knocked out of her position and momentum, both of them trading body shots. Bush unable to backpedal as Kate routinely cuts off that avenue of escape, just sending clouting shots across her tits and tummy. Jess coming forward then, wading in with powerful hooks around Kate's tummy and ribs. Towards the end of the round, Kate suddenly shifts her attacks from Bush's belly and suddenly whips a brutal right hook to Jess's face. Jess is wobbly-butt, knocked back into the ropes as Kate smothers her down the stretch with a series of shots towards her face and shoulders that force Jess to go earmuff. Kate takes this round as the ref pulls her off Bush.

R5: Furious at the results of the previous round, Jess comes forward all big-girl, just swinging away with chugging right and left hooks to Kate's ribcage. Kate forced to backpedal as Jess works hard, just pounding away towards blonde abs. Jess just working her fists in piston-like motion to slug away towards Kate as she is forced to double over, catching her breathe, covering up and bringing her elbows in to protect her midsection. Jess presses her forearm against Kate's chest, pushing her back towards the ropes as she keeps thumping away. Kate's face turning red, mouth-breathing, coughing a bit as Kate shoves at Bush. Kate manages to clinch for a moment, but doesn't slow Bush down for long as her brawny forearms keep slamming towards her tummy. Kate covers up her tummy with one strong forearm of her own, then swings an overhead right to force Jess backwards. Clipping her with a right hook to chin, she swings another left from her hip to catch her along her cheek. Jess is knocked backwards, but Kate isn't able to follow up as well as she might like as she stumbles along the ropes to catch her breathe. Jess keeps up the pursuit, avoiding Kate's haymakers as Kate forfeit points for air. Jess lands a few more shots down the stretch to tummy and ribs as Jess takes the round wide.

R6: Now it's Kate's turn to be frustrated about the previous round. Will she be able to do anything about it? Kate appears to pull herself together, looking more determined after catching her breathe, her ribs a little pink as are her cheeks. Jess comes forward, looking forward to deliver more punishment to blonde torso, but Kate able to sidestep and weave away from her opponent's gloves, keeping her ribs and tummy clear of the majority of Jess's shots. The hooks that do connect have Kate wincing, however. When Jess comes forward to jab again at her belly, Kate delivers a crisp counter-shot that will land cleanly across her face or cheek, dazing her. Jess absorbs them bravely, landing a few shots to the body, but Kate taking control for the most part – just finding Jess more than Jess is connecting with her own shot. Jess's frustrated and Kate relieved at settling down and establishing her own jab this round to really rattle Bush. Bush is dazed from the blows to the head, mouth-breathing a little bit of her own as Kate takes the round wide.

R7: It's more of the same in the following round as Jess comes forward, eager to get behind that jab and whack away at blonde head and tummy. But, as Jess comes forward aggressively, Kate lures her in and then smacks away with a clean right hand flush to her cheek. Jess is almost knocked down, wobbly-butt, but manages to make it over to the ropes as she covers up, butt-in-ropes. Jess is forced to go earmuff in the ropes, covering up against Kate's sudden flurry of punches, just sending clean shots to the body, pounding away at her ribs and abs, occasionally catching her with a clouting hook across her breasts. Jess still shaking her head, trying to recover as she clinches with Kate but as she steps forward off of the ropes to clinch, Kate smacks in another hard left hook across her cheek to almost drop her to her knees. Jess too sturdy to go down right away, her strong legs holding her up, Kate continuing to punish away at her body as Jess goes earmuff again, bringing in her elbows to protect her head. Loud shots connect with her body as Jess is breathing hard, face turning red, forced to bring her guard down to protect her tummy as she punches wildly at Kate to keep her backwards. Kate brings up her guard, bobbing to the side as she stacks Jess up against the ropes. Jess's guard is jostled downwards and that's when Kate delivers a hard right uppercut that picks Jess up and deposits her down to her butt against the floor. Jess is valiantly trying to push herself back up, shaking her head back and forth in frustration as her body won't respond as she would like. At the count of 10, though, it's clear that she's done and the match is awarded to Kate via KO7!

AFTER: Kate goes to bring her gloves up into the air triumphantly, beaming as she saunters over the counter and immediately orders two ice creams immediately from a stunned concession workers, who stammers out an understanding as they get to work on it immediately. Kate goes to remove the gloves as she tosses them to the side, where they are immediately collected by that same concession store worker. Those get sold online for an exorbitantly high amount as they are finally able to have that down-payment for the apartment they wanted and a happy ending for them. But, none seems to be forthcoming for Jess today as Kate glares down at her and smirks, going to scoot backwards to sit up onto the counter. Planting her famous posterior across the counter as she goes to rise upwards onto her feet, standing upwards onto the counter as the towers upwards over her foe and takes a moment to pump a double-bicep flex before calling out, “Looks like it’s time to boldy go where no one has gone before, huh?”

Kate then goes to leap upwards off of the counter as she sails through the air, majestically flying off of the counter as a very fortunate photographer gets a freeze-frame of Kate’s frame, seconds before crashing down against her taller rival as she lands down with a loud CRASH that echoes through the entire room. Going to send her thick frame hammering down with the momentum of force and gravity behind her after leaping off of the counter. Bush’s body jacknifes wildly, spasming breathlessly, eyes widening and turning a deep shade of scarlet as she jerks underneath Kate’s tits and tummy smashing down atop her. With the proceeds of that photograph, their partner and they are able to take that vacation to Tahiti that they’ve been dreaming of for years.

It’s one of Kate’s best splashes yet, but far from a dream for Jess as she is gulping in air - air Kate has no intention of letting her receive as she watches her foe jerk upwards only for Kate’s biceps to wrap around her head. Pulling her head in deeply for a smother as she buries her foe between the most famous breasts in all of Christendom, just letting her nose dip deeply between her cleavage. Jess is unable to breathe as she squirms and thrashes, trying to turn her head free but every which way, Kate is seeking to bury her between her ample cleavage and jug her out with her royal rack. Given their wild match, the impact of the splash, the general lack of air and the overwhelming nature of Kate’s chest, it doesn’t take long - but before she goes to pass out, Kate goes to whisper into her ear - making sure it’s the last thing she hears as she purrs out, “May the force be with you, b*tch!”

Jess gives a little angry muffled yelp, but then passes out as Kate shoves her backwards to the concession area floor with a soft thump as she gaze down at Bush’s shiny, scarlet and jug-shocked features. Getting to her feet, Kate goes to collect a fresh bowl of ice cream as she takes the other one to dump it over an unconscious Jess Bush as the ice cream spills out, melting quickly over the hot Star Trek star. Kate goes to strut off, getting to decide which tastes better right now, this ice cream or victory? Winking over her shoulder at the assembled press, fans and Jess - who was out cold in more ways than one - getting to triumph over the Queens of Absolution here today once again tastes better than ever.